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All Editions

Every kind of user.
One AI.

All editions run locally. All are private. The difference is features, use case, and how much control you want.

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Personal · Trial
LIGHT
"Get hooked. Try everything."
  • Conversational AI with memory
  • Learns your name, habits, humor
  • 7 personality presets
  • 30-day trial, then $9/mo
  • Works on 4GB+ RAM, 3B model
Free
then $9/month
Get LIGHT — Free →
New
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Personal · Vault-Focused
DIARY
"Everything you've ever written, locked down. Yours forever."
  • Encrypted private vault (AES-256)
  • Voice journaling — speak, JeffyAI transcribes
  • AI helps you find, search, reflect
  • Memory of who you are, just for you
  • No companion bloat, no website builder
  • Just: the most private journal that exists
$29
one-time · yours forever
Get DIARY →
Founders Sale · 33% OFF
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Personal · Full
HOME
"Your private AI. Complete."
  • Everything in LIGHT
  • Voice — "Hey Jeffy" wake word
  • Encrypted vault (AES-256)
  • Legacy messages for loved ones
  • Website builder
  • 7B model · 8GB+ RAM
  • + 1 Friend Edition gift code to give
$149 $99
founders sale · first 100 buyers
Get HOME →
Founders Sale · 40% OFF
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Personal · Whole Household
FAMILY
"One JeffyAI per person. Privacy stays in the family."
  • Everything in HOME
  • Up to 5 separate profiles
  • Each person's chats and memories private
  • Optional parental controls for kids
  • Shared family vault for recipes, contacts, photos
  • One license, whole household
  • + 2 Friend Edition gift codes to give
$249 $149
founders sale · first 100 buyers
Get FAMILY →
10 Total · Ever
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Founders · Numbered 1 of 10
ORIGIN SERIES
"Where JeffyAI was born. Numbered, signed, never reissued."
  • Everything in FAMILY
  • Hand-numbered #2 through #11 (Jeff is #1)
  • Signed certificate of authenticity
  • Lifetime updates · never expires
  • Direct line to Jeff for product input
  • + 5 Friend Edition gift codes to give
  • Origin seniority — first in line for new tiers
$999 $599
founders sale · 10 ever made
Claim Origin Slot →
Pay It Forward
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Friend Edition · Public Pool
DONATE A FRIEND
"Someone who can't afford it gets a JeffyAI. Someone who needs to talk gets heard."
  • $49 funds one Friend Edition license
  • Distributed to homeless services + shelters
  • Voice-first · works on recycled phones
  • Crisis resources built in (988, 211, etc.)
  • No tracking · no account · no strings
  • You stay anonymous — they get a friend
$49
one gift · or buy many
Gift a Friend →
Coming Soon
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Business · Professional
BUSINESS
"AI that works as hard as you do."
  • Everything in HOME
  • Mod system — add capabilities
  • Hub server mode
  • Client website generator
  • SEO + marketing engine
  • White label option
$149
v1.1 · join waitlist
Coming Soon
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Enterprise · Multi-User
ENTERPRISE
"Your company's private AI infrastructure."
  • Everything in BUSINESS
  • Unlimited users on your network
  • Active Directory / SSO integration
  • Central admin dashboard
  • HIPAA + GDPR compliance suite
  • Custom branding + white label
  • Dedicated support + SLA
$999
v1.1 · join waitlist
Coming Soon
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Prepper · Offline-First
PREPPER
"No internet. No cloud. No compromise."
  • Everything in HOME
  • Preloaded drive — zero downloads ever
  • All AI models on the drive
  • All voice engines offline
  • Network guardian — blocks ALL outbound
  • Mail-order quarterly update service
  • Phone + mail order support options
$199
v1.1 · drive ships then
Coming Soon
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Hybrid · Portable Data
HYBRID
"Your data portable. AI on any machine."
  • Everything in HOME
  • Vault and memories on YOUR drive
  • AI model runs on host machine
  • Plug in — your life is there
  • Unplug — nothing stays behind
  • Perfect for travel and privacy
$129
v1.1 · join waitlist
Coming Soon
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Virtual · Cloud-Hosted
VIRTUAL
"JeffyAI anywhere. No hardware."
  • Runs on our private servers
  • Access from any browser or device
  • Your data encrypted at rest + transit
  • We never read or sell your data
  • Migrate to local anytime
  • For users without local hardware
$19
per month · cancel anytime
Physical Media

Your life on a drive.

The drive IS JeffyAI. Your vault, memories, and AI live here permanently. Take it anywhere. Hand it to someone you love someday.

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USB Starter
32GB · USB 3.0
Just the software. AI model downloads once on first run (~4.5GB). Needs internet one time.
    Includes
  • JeffyAI LIGHT preloaded
  • Smart installer
  • Printed setup guide
$29
+ shipping
~$10 cost
Best Value
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Complete 1TB
1TB HDD · USB 3.0 · Fully preloaded
Everything on the drive. Zero internet ever. Plug in, run. Your vault grows here forever.
    Includes
  • JeffyAI HOME software
  • Qwen 7B model (no download)
  • Offline voice engines
  • 10+ years of vault storage
$119
+ shipping
~$55 cost
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Complete 2TB
2TB HDD · USB 3.0
More room for photos, video legacy messages, voice recordings. A lifetime of memories.
    Includes
  • JeffyAI HOME software
  • Qwen 3B + 7B models
  • All voice engines
  • 20+ years of storage
$149
+ shipping
~$65 cost
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Fast SSD 1TB
1TB SSD · USB 3.2 Gen 2
Same as Complete 1TB but on SSD. 3× faster response. For users who notice the difference.
    Includes
  • JeffyAI HOME software
  • Qwen 3B + 7B models
  • All voice engines
  • 10× faster than HDD
$199
+ shipping
~$95 cost
The OS

The OS your AI
and data live in.

Not a peripheral. Not a smart-home gadget. The Hub is the operating system for your private AI — a dedicated mini PC that runs JeffyAI 24/7, holds your vault, serves your phone and family, and never phones home. One-time cost. No monthly fees. No cloud. Ever.

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Hardware · Your Private OS

JeffyAI Hub Standard

Plug into your router. Phone app finds it automatically. Your AI, your data, your family — all running on hardware you own. Big Tech never touches it.

CPUIntel N100 · 4 cores · runs silent
RAM16GB DDR4
SSD500GB NVMe · JeffyAI preloaded
Power~6W · nearly silent · runs 24/7
Works withAny MQTT smart device
$249
one-time · no monthly fees · no subscriptions · ever
Limited Edition

Art Towers

Oregon artists. Hand-crafted cases. Certificate of authenticity. Limited runs of 25–50. Never the same twice.

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Cascade Series
Edition 001 · 50 Units
Oregon mountains. Laser-etched brushed aluminum. Hub Pro inside.
$399
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Circuit Dreams
Edition 002 · 50 Units
Abstract circuit art. Hand-poured resin. Signed by artist.
$449
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The Void
Edition 003 · 25 Units Only
Deep space. Matte black. UV reactive paint. Glows in the dark.
$499
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Founders Edition
Origin Series · 10 Units Only
Where JeffyAI was born. Hand-numbered, signed by Jeff Johnson.
$599
All Art Towers: Hub Pro hardware · Certificate of authenticity · Artist signature · Serial number
Updates

Stay current.
Even offline.

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For Off-Grid & Prepper Users

We mail physical update drives to your door. No account required. No tracking. JeffyAI reminds you when it's time — you just order.

📧 Email Order 📞 Call Us
Check/money order accepted · JeffyAI · Jeff Johnson · Oregon
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One-Time Update Drive
Latest JeffyAI on USB. Mailed to you. All improvements since your last version.
$29
+ shipping
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Quarterly Drive Service
New update drive mailed every 90 days automatically. Best for offline users.
$49
per year · 4 drives · best value
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Online Update
JeffyAI asks permission before connecting. One brief download, then back offline. Free with license.
Free
with active license
Comparison

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FeatureLIGHTDIARYHOMEFAMILYORIGINBUSINESS ENTERPRISEPREPPERHYBRIDVIRTUAL
Chat + Memory✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓
Encrypted Vault—✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓
Voice Activation—Journal✓✓✓✓✓✓✓Opt-in
Web Builder——✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓
Multi-Profile (5)———✓✓—✓——✓
Friend Codes Included——125—————
Lifetime Updates————✓—————
Numbered + Signed————✓—————
Mod System—————✓✓——✓
Multi-User——————✓——✓
Zero Internet Ever———————✓Optional—
Data on YOUR Drive———————✓✓—
White Label—————Add-on✓——✓
Available v1.0✓✓✓✓✓v1.1v1.1v1.1v1.1v1.1
PriceFree/trial$29$99–149$149–249$599–999$149$999/yr$199$129$19/mo